At Gunpoint

sonnetstockmar:

I feel like Collabrakadabra has the potential to become a very popular cartoon show

I thought they were one…

Who wants to bet dollars to doughnuts that someone reading my posts will be “hurt” by my words? Get a sense of humor folks! (Unless your in a commonwealth country, then you need a sense of humour.)

I don’t know you, how could it be personal? That’s all I have to say on that and I shall resume my impertinent manners henceforth without apology.

To the dozens of complete strangers who took time to wish me a happy birthday (at the prodding of my daughter who used it as an excuse for forgetting to get me a card or something) I can only say I am deeply touched and so moved that I want pass on a piece of wisdom to you all. Get a fuckin’ life for chrissakes.

At the behest of numerous peeps, many whom I do not know and some I am related to, I shall post a bit. That’s your cue to unfollow me now. (Or your cue to queue up to unfollow me…)

It was suggested that I change my name to something festive in theme with the holidays. I was thinking of Father Christmas. Well actually Father MerryFucking-Christmas, but I’m thinking that would be a bit too cumbersome. Suggestions?

(Source: comedymail.co.uk)

Sonnet when I ask her to help clean up.

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